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by Mari Barnes - Dinner Should be Enjoyed Naked
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- Any Ol' Jack
- by Jack Dexter Dexter
Jack Dexter takes the reader on a self-instructive, erotically captivating, hilarious journey of a character living in denial and battling with his sexuality. A double life by all means, Jack struggles with all the "what if's," in his straight social circle, and the increasing fear of everything changing in his life if he were to really in fact be gay. Obstacles and dilemmas are thrown at every interval along his path, and over time Jack learns to redirect his frustrations and transform them into pride.
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- EXECUTIVE DECEIT
- by David Carl Mielke
LENA MILLS IS WASHINGTON, D.C'S WORST NIGHTMARE!
Are you disgusted with the clowns in Washington, who are playing fast and loose with our nation’s credit, stifling our small businesses with onerous new regulations, shrinking the value of our homes and throwing over 400,000 new workers into the ranks of the unemployed each month? Do you believe our President and representatives were sent to D.C. to enact change for the better, yet all we’ve received was change for the worse? Where is the leader with no personal political agenda, who will act in the nation’s best interest? Who is the leader with the clout, determination and mandate to flush corrupt Congressmen from office and restore Constitutional sanity to the nation’s capital?
Her name is LENA MILLS. She is Washington, D.C.’s worst nightmare. Lena thwarts assassination attempts, disrupts Senate committee hearings, forces the President of the United States to confront his past, and brings the nation to the brink of polarized anarchy. And if that’s not enough -- along the way she finds the love of her life.
I think you’ll find our heroine is just the ticket for your summertime blues -- and a wishful cure for our D.C. malaise.
Happy Reading!
My name is David Carl Mielke. My first two novels: A DISH BEST SERVED COLD and A NATION BEST SERVED HOT have won national awards, and my latest novel is now available in paperback and e-book format with Amazon, Barnes & Noble and other book outlets. I invite you to check out WWW.LENAMILLS.COM and read the summary of EXECUTIVE DECEIT -- “A tongue-in-cheek revision of recent history – a poignant blend of fiction and reality.”
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- A NATION BEST SERVED HOT
- by David Carl Mielke
Rescued near death after months of torture by a demented Mexican drug lord, EL GATO, DEA agent TRACY HENDERSON lives for revenge but finds the greatest enemy lurks within her own mind.
Itinerant gambler JERRY CALVIN is also on the run from El Gato over a card game gone wrong and botched shipment of cocaine. Using his money and her skills, Jerry and Tracy join to plot a daring counterattack, but find their love for each other gets in the way.
Former exotic dancer LENA MILLS – Tracy’s adopted aunt – is engaged to Florida Governor WIN STEDMAN, only to lose him on their wedding night to a massive heart attack. Outspoken and eloquent, Lena uses her rising popularity and newly-discovered ability to read minds and forecast the future to wage a mystically-mandated war against corrupt politicians.
In this sequel to A DISH BEST SERVED COLD, ride a roller-coaster adventure of raw humor, retribution and triumph of the human spirit – as Lena, Tracy and Jerry team with sassy media magnet MELONY MAJOR to chase crooked congressmen from office and turn Washington on its ear.
Paraphrasing John Paul Jones: THEY HAVE JUST BEGUN TO FIGHT!Please visit my website: WWW.LENAMILLS.COM for Paperback, Kindle and Nook Purchase Options.
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- Swept Up
- by Diane Owens
One angry janitor with an unbelievable plan...73 sixth-graders locked inside…an artificial town that’s becoming uncomfortably real...a popular girl who knows how to escape. Too bad no one feels like listening.
When an old janitor locks the sixth grade inside a simulated town, pretty and popular Regan Jones plans an easy escape. But kids who normally hang on her every word refuse to listen. Instead, they seem strangely committed to the janitor. Worse, they don’t want to leave – ever. As the fake town turns dangerously real, Regan fights to save herself. But she’ll have to face some hard truths and become a true leader to save them all.
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- Pregnant? Holy Mother of Chocolate
- by Meagan Hamilton
Teen mothers have it easy compared to what Gwen is going through. After a drunken one night stand she has to overcome so much including finding the father of her babies, of which there are three, betrayal, love and confusion.
